Mommy said buy lots of Candy! Ya’ Think!

CandyWhile I was at work the other night at Target, I overheard a conversation between a father and daughter. The father said something I don’t think I’ve ever heard before, “Remember, Mommy said, buy lot’s of candy!”  After they left, that phrase kept spinning around in my head like Lewis Black overhearing , “If it wasn’t for that horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college!” So I kept trying to figure it out, and some possible explanations came to me:

Her daughter is taking the candy to a party at a friend’s house, and the mother doesn’t like the parents,

Her children are not affected by large quantities of sugar, yeah right!

or maybe the mother is not planning to attend the party and the father doesn’t really know how diabolical his wife is!!

What do you think????

This bit of conversation took my mind back to Haywood Bank’s song “The Taser Song”….

 

 

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